20.11.07

The Army Sucks: A Dialogue, by Me.

Me:  Hey Army, is it alright if I drive 366 miles on the four-day Thanksgiving weekend to visit some friends for the holiday, so I'm not stuck here by myself without a good dinner?  I've been working pretty hard, haven't gotten into any trouble, and I don't think it would be too much to ask.

Army:  Certainly, that sounds like a good idea.  Take some much deserved time off.  Afterall, what's the harm?  You have four days off anyway, why not drive a few hours away to visit friends?

Me:  Gee, thanks.

     * * * Two Weeks Later * * *

Army:  Guess what!  We've decided to send you to Texas for a couple weeks, starting the weekend after Thanksgiving, to help with some training.  Whaddya think?

Me:  Ok, that's cool I guess.  I might have to cut a day off my planned and approved trip, but that's ok.  It's always fun to go on TDY and get a little extra money, right?  Sure, I'm in... not that I would have a choice anyway, right?  He he he.

* * * Tuesday Before Thanksgiving * * *

Army:  Guess what!  This is great- we got your flight moved a day early.  So now, you'll be leaving the day after Thanksgiving!  Isn't that wonderful news?!?  Flight's at 4 PM, and don't forget to get there a couple hours early.

Me:  Um, that sucks.  Why are we leaving earlier than planned?

Army:  Because the unit wants to get a head start on the training, so you guys will be able to start the training on Saturday, their day off.

Me: So, sounds like we'll be flying in friday, working saturday thru friday, have off the following saturday, and then working the rest of the week.  Ok.  Do I go through with my plans to drive to North Carolina, even though I'd get there late Wednesday night and have to leave again very early Friday morning?

* * * TO BE CONTINUED * * *

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